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Before and After Marriage!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sudhavnarasimhan, Jul 2, 2007.

  1. sudhavnarasimhan

    sudhavnarasimhan Silver IL'ite

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    Hi everybody,
    Enjoy this joke.......

    Before Marriage - - -

    He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.


    She: Do you want me to leave?


    He: NO! Don't even think about it.


    She: Do you love me?

    He: Of course! Over and over!

    She: Have you ever cheated on me?

    He: NO! Why are you even asking?

    She: Will you kiss me?


    He: Every chance I get!

    She: Will you hit me?

    He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

    She: Can I trust you?

    He: Yes.

    She: Darling!

    After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top.

    Hope all of you got the message!:wink: :mrgreen:


     
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  2. lathanarasimhan

    lathanarasimhan New IL'ite

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    Ha HA ha ha
    Cant' stop laughing.Good one Sudha

    regards latha:-D[​IMG]
     
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  3. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    I liked it very much the way they arranged the answers.
    good ones.:)
    sriniketan
     
  4. vmur

    vmur Silver IL'ite

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    Ha ha! That was a clever questionnaire!

    Regards
    Vidya
     
  5. honeybee

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    :rotfl
    That was hilarious!

    Regards
    Sowmya
     
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    Malathijagan Silver IL'ite

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    honey New IL'ite

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    hi sudha. u have a good sense of humour.thats nice and funny. ha ha ha:rotfl
     
  8. padmamadhavan

    padmamadhavan New IL'ite

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    Nice post................
     
  9. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Very Nice.
    It is very much true after the Marriage!!
     
  10. slp807

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    Hey sudha,

    :) nice post!!!
     

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