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Before and After...marriage

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Arunarc, Nov 18, 2007.

  1. Nov 18, 2007 #1
    Arunarc

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    Before the marriage:

    ------------------------------<WBR>---------------

    He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

    She: Do you want me to leave?

    He: NO! Don't even think about it.

    She: Do you love me?

    He: Of course!

    She: Have you ever cheated on me?

    He: NO! Why you even asking?

    She: Will you kiss me?

    He: Yes!

    She: Will you hit me?

    He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

    She: Can I trust you?

    He: Yes.


    Now after the marriage you can read it from bellow to up !!!!
     
    Arunarc, Nov 18, 2007
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  2. Nov 18, 2007 #2
    bliss 1

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    :clap very nice indeed !!
     
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  3. Nov 19, 2007 #3
    vivbass

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    ahhahaha ;-)
     
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  4. Nov 20, 2007 #4
    puni88

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    good one......
     
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  5. Nov 20, 2007 #5
    latamurali

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    Hi Arun

    Veru nice post..........had hearty laugh.......

    thank u dear..

    latamurali
     
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  6. Nov 20, 2007 #6
    jaishree9

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    Hi Aruna
    HaHaha ! nice one !:whistle:whistle:whistle
     
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