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Discussion in 'Snippets of Life (Non-Fiction)' started by Balajee, Sep 4, 2015.

  1. Srama

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    Well Balajee, after reading your post and trying to decipher the whole Sheen amystery for days together now, well actually I did not try that hard but after reading you, I will just say that I will be on a mission to get fat! Yes boss! If you say so.
     
  2. Balajee

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    Satchi I thought you had finally won the battle of the bulge. Looks like it is continuing. I don't think any fatso wants to cop it out at the earliest. They generally love life and want to live long.
     
  3. Balajee

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    Akanksha, law and order is pretty bad in the US. Anytime a person could be attacked by some psycho or other.So it is better to be fat than to be sorry.
     
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    Jazmeen I am not laughing at the murder itself. That is no doubt gory but my focusis is on obesity not the killing.
     
  5. Balajee

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    Tanuu, as I told Jazmeen, the focuz is on obesity here and not on murder. I am just using the murder as a launch pad to laugh at obesity.
     
  6. Balajee

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    Sabitha, you tried to decipher the Sheena mystery? The hairline of Mumb ai cops is thinning fast trying to do that. Plump is better than slump.
     
  7. satchitananda

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    Balajee, battles are fought, won only to find the soldiers from the opposing side infiltrating territory leading to more skirmishes. A war is never truly over.
     
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    Dear Balaji,
    i am late to the party, what a wonderful post and great replies too to it.

    i am 105 kgs, as per my last report, so , like the Don said, no suitcase has been made in 11 countries that can fit me in it.

    Yes now even an empty suitcase, can be seized from a person's home, and a motive made, that he was about to kill someone and put the body in it.

    HAHA

    Yes as they say, better be fat and fit.

    Regards

    kamal
     
  9. Balajee

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    Satchi victory in the battle of bulge is not always a Pyrrhic one. I have kept the enemy soldiers under control for years. One has to show a bit of aggression against them, that's all.
     
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    Balajee, the energy to be aggressive waxes and wanes and the battle is very frequently a kind of tug of war between this side and that, one side getting the better of the other once in a while. That kind of ensures that neither side is a victor in the true sense. Though I would love to be a victor and beat the enemy flat, I have to content myself with finding a middle path somewhere.
     

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