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Band Box For Sale

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Thyagarajan, Nov 7, 2020.

  1. Thyagarajan

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    :hello: Band Box for Sale :hello:

    Two morons - M1 & M2 from rural village were walking along a footpath in an urban area.
    An in inverted V shape notice board in front of a shop caught their eyes.

    M1 said to his pal M2 “Look at the prices! We could buy a whole lot of these and when we get back to our village, we could sell and make a fortune. Now when we go in you stay quiet, okay? Let me do all the talking cause if they hear our accents, they might think we are cheap villagers and try to screw us. I’ll put on my best urban accent”.

    “OK pal, I’ll keep me mouth shut” said M2.

    They go in and M1 said in a posh urban voice, “Hello my sweet lady- I’ll take 50 suits at Rs.250 each, 100 shirts at Rs.30 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at Rs.100 per pair. Pack and keep ready. I’ll back up my truck ready to load them on.

    The owner of the shop said quietly, “You’re from village, aren’t you?”
    “Well yes,” said a surprised M1. “What gave it away?”
    The old lay owner replied, “This shop is a dry-cleaners……..” !
     
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