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Balance Sheet of Life

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by veenaissack123, Jul 19, 2007.

  1. veenaissack123

    veenaissack123 Senior IL'ite

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    Balance Sheet of Life
    ü Our Birth is our Opening <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 /><st1:personName>Bala</st1:personName>nce
    ü Our Death is our Closing <st1:personName>Bala</st1:personName>nce
    ü Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
    ü Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
    ü Heart is our Current Asset
    ü Soul is our Fixed Asset
    ü Brain is our Fixed Deposit
    ü Thinking is our Current Account
    ü Achievements are our Capital
    ü Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
    ü <st1:personName>Friends</st1:personName> are our General Reserves
    ü Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill
    ü Patience is our Interest Earned
    ü Love is our Dividend
    ü Children are our Bonus Issues
    ü Education is Brands / Patents
    ü Knowledge is our Investment
    ü Experience is our Premium Account
    ü The Aim should be to Tally the <st1:personName>Bala</st1:personName>nce Sheet Accurately and
    ü The Goal should be to get the “Best Presented Accounts” Award
     
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  2. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi Veena,
    That was a thought provoking post!!
    I have read most of your posts and I love going thru them!!
    Hope to have a perfectly or close to perfect balance sheet whenever it calls to be tallied.
     
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    ketal Bronze IL'ite

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    Good One

    Regards,
    ketal
     
  4. Nischel

    Nischel Senior IL'ite

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    Veena Madam,
    your snippet of the above titled ( Balance sheet of life ) one is Funny and interesting.Using commerce terms to
    human life u posted fine thread. Thank u very much.
    Sd/nischel
     
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    slp807 Bronze IL'ite

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    veena,

    interesting post,thanxs for sharing
     
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    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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  7. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    Being a commerce student, i really enjoyed reading this post. Keep it up, Veena.
    Sriniketan
     
  8. padmaiyangar

    padmaiyangar Bronze IL'ite

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    veena,
    balance sheet of life -is very very good. I will circulate this to all my friends to know what is life in net shell .
     
    Last edited: Jul 29, 2007

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