Baby diaries.....

Day 1:
Dear diary,
Today I was sleeping cozily in my space, not able to decide between playing football and thumb sucking, when suddenly I felt my body being pushed and squeezed. More pushing and more squeezing…. Jeez! Whatever or whoever is doing it, please stop it already. Finding it difficult to breathe….
Phew! Finally its over!!! And here I am in this horrible cold bright place!!!
Aaah its too bright man. Shut it off somebody….
Then I cried.
And then I heard sighs of relief all around!
It seems i’ve just been born!!
Well, happy birthday to me!


Day 7:
Dear diary,
Been a tiring week. Not dat I did much else than sleep all day.
Still getting used to all this brightness though.
But, Im kinda liking it here.
There is this lady who is at my beck and call. She seems to be very eager to please. And very panicky around me. She gets all weird if I so much as sneeze. This lady seems to my source of food. Will call her food-y henceforth.
All day long someone or the other seems to be visiting me. Giving me gifts and stuff. This lady who gives me food says I ve Earned quite a bit of money. Whatever that means.
Then a strange guy came today. He seems very awkward around me. He dint even know how to hold me properly. And seems really terrified when I cried. Seems to be a dodo. Not a bright guy I guess.
The Lady though seems to be kinda smart and intelligent. She manages to calm me down when I voice my needs.

Day 10:
Too many ladies around me these days. The dodo guys is gone. Another guy who looks very old , well atleast 100 years old came and tried to Make loud weird noises. I dint like it one bit. So I screamed my head off. Well, that seems to have put him off. Another ancient lady is always around eager to please me and is forever instructing my food-y.
The inflow of visitors yet to stop.
Getting to wear new clothes everyday. Loving all the attention. J

Day 14:
The dodo guy is back! Kept sitting and staring at me all day long. Have a feeling he wanted to hold me but was scared.
Am I that scary?? Anyways, he is kinda ok, I guess.

Day 18:
Farted today! Embarrassed! But, the food-y n ancient lady seemed to think it was veryyyyy funny!!!
Food-y is very attentive to my needs I must say. I am impressed with her.
Bathed today! Don’t like the pre bath massage one bit. The old lady is very rough with me. But I dint co-operate. I screamed my head off…………………

Day 21:
Dodo is back again. Beginning to see a pattern of his visits. he bought me new clothes! Such a sweetheart na..!
New toys also came in today. The bright colored ones that make harsh noises. Scared me really!
Dodo guys hasn’t learnt yet to hold me properly. I pissed on him. Yay!!!

Day 28:
Hectic day today. They woke me up early. Made me wear a white cloth. And took me someplace which was really really crowded. All ancient people there. Kept yelling and trying to grab me. Kept doing weird things to me. Made me wear a black big thing on my forehead like the ancient lady wears.
Oh my god, what an eventful day!

Day 35:
I farted and food-y thought I smiled! How funny!!!!

Day 42:
Dear diary,
I’m in love!!!! He is just the sweetest thing I tell u…..
So cute, bright and useful.
I just cant help smiling when he is around!
They said he was ‘fan’. Isn’t his name just wonderful.
Oh how much I love him.

to be continued......................