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Attitude

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by poonamjoshi9266, Sep 12, 2007.

  1. poonamjoshi9266

    poonamjoshi9266 New IL'ite

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    [FONT=Times New
    Roman]A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and ask him for a Phone Call. Shop-owner replied Sweety this is no a STD, but you can do one call. The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation: [/FONT]
    [FONT=Times New
    Roman]The boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn? [/FONT]
    [FONT=Times New
    Roman]The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn." [/FONT]
    [FONT=Times New
    Roman]Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now." replied boy. [/FONT]
    [FONT=Times New
    Roman]The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn. [/FONT]
    [FONT=Times New
    Roman]The little boy found more perseverance and offered, "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North-Palm beach, <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Florida</st1:place></st1:State>." [/FONT]
    [FONT=Times New
    Roman]Again the woman answered in the negative. [/FONT]
    [FONT=Times New
    Roman]With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy and said," Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job." The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just checking my performance with the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to!" [/FONT]
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    Your ALTITUDE is decided by your ATTITUDE...
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    Poonam
     
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  2. manjumnair

    manjumnair Silver IL'ite

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    Very clever boy...Liked it:yes:
     
  3. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi

    Good one...

    Veda
     
  4. padmamadhavan

    padmamadhavan New IL'ite

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  5. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    Attitute is everything...sucess comes with postive attitude and motivation.
     
  6. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Smart Kid.....How he insisted with the lady to give him the job, amazing.
     

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