At the Doctor's office

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  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell
    her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most
    of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

    An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
    desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor
    for today?"

    "There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.

    The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
    crowded waiting room and say things like that."

    "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

    The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this
    room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with
    your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."

    The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of
    strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. <WBR> <WBR> '

    The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

    The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"

    "There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.

    The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
    advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

    "I can't piss out of it," he replied.

    The waiting room erupted in laughter.


    Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!
     
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    Hi,

    That was a good one....
     
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    :crazyhahhahahaha
     
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    :crazyso funny...:rotfl:crazy:rotfl:rotfl
     

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