Are you an engineer?

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  1. lahani

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    Veryyyyyyyyyyyy interesting. ......... ...
    Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said:
    Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myselftreated fully within this period.
    Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic,see that board.
    Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only
    Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animalspecialist. I do not treat human beings.
    Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only...
    Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talklike me which means you are a human being and not an animal.
    Man: I know I am a human but litsen to my complaints first:
    Doctor: OK. Tell me.
    Man:
    I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.
    I get up in the morning like a horse
    I go to work running like a deer
    I work all the day like a donkey
    I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
    I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
    I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
    I am like a rabbit before my wife
    Doctor: are you an engineer?
    Man: Yes
    Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me
    in the begining itself that you are are an engineer. Come man, no one

    can treat you better than me.
     
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