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Application for getting Wife

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by manjumnair, Nov 21, 2007.

  1. manjumnair

    manjumnair Silver IL'ite

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    FISHERMAN
    Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must
    have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motorboat.

    SALESMAN
    Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article.One
    of the most handsome and smartest bachelor's around is now looking for a
    wife.

    MATHEMATICIAN
    Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must be numerate and
    understand complex algebraic logarithms. Needed to help further my family
    unit.

    IT CONSULTANT
    Well there is definite room for improvement in my life. The speed of my
    current flows of information and processes is slowing down and the
    injection of a wife into my life is bound to improve efficiency.
    Compatibility could be an issue.

    CAR DEALER
    Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife.

    PILOT
    Wife required to complete my life. Please only level headed applicants. She
    must not have her heads in the clouds, but have her feet firmly on the
    ground. Her heart must be in it for the long haul. And she absolutely must
    also be aerodynamically sound!!!

    BANKER
    Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.

    ACCOUNTANT
    Required a girl - 5'8' 36' 24' 36' with a good head for figures. She must
    be averse to making unnecessary expenditure and her very nature should be one of generating as few expenses in my life as possible.

    BEGGAR
    Allah kay naam peh koi eik biwi dey dey, Doosrey kee nahi to upni hee dey
    dey, Allah terah bullah kurrey, Tujhey eik key balley doh dey dey, Hillery
    hogi toh Monika bhi dey dey!

    DOCTOR
    I am looking for a wife to cure the emptiness in my life. However if you
    feel the need for a second opinion then it's fine by me.

    ARMY COMMANDO
    My mission in life is to find myself the perfect wife. Successful
    applicants must be able to use a penknife and a compass. She who dares
    wins. Camouflage provided.

    ASTRONAUT
    I'm searching for a wife to fill the space in my life. Someone to share my
    universe. Must have looks that are out of this world!
     
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