If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight? What is the speed of darkness? If a man washes a dish, and no woman is around to see it, did it happen? Why do ballerinas stand on their toes? Can't they just get taller women? Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda? Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? </pre>
