Another funny mathematics

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  1. jaishree9

    jaishree9 Silver IL'ite

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    <TT>Hi All,</TT>

    <TT>Facts for you...</TT>

    <TT>The population of <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">India</st1:country-region></st1:place> is 100 crores.</TT><TT> 100,000,00,000</TT><TT> But 19 crores are retired.</TT><TT> -19,000,00,000</TT><TT> That leaves 81 crores do the work.</TT><TT> 81,000,00,000</TT><TT> There are 25 crores in school,</TT><TT> -25,000,00,000</TT><TT> which leaves 56 crores to do the work.</TT><TT> 56,000,00,000 </TT><TT> Of this there are 22 crores employed by the Central Govt ,</TT><TT> -22,000,00,000</TT><TT> leaving 34 crores to do the work.</TT><TT> 34,000,00,000</TT><TT> 4 crores are in the Armed Forces,</TT><TT> -4,000,00,000</TT><TT> which leaves 30 crores to do the work.</TT><TT> 30,000,00,0 00 </TT><TT> Take away from above total the 20 crores people work</TT><TT> for State Governments</TT><TT> (State Government employees officially do not work!)</TT><TT> -20,000,00,000</TT><TT> and that leaves 10 crores to do the work.</TT><TT> 10,000,00,000</TT><TT> Total unemployed are 8 crores</TT><TT> -8,000,00,000</TT><TT> and that leaves 2 crores to do the work.</TT><TT> 2,000,00,000</TT><TT> At any given time there are 1.2 crore people in</TT><TT> hospitals,</TT><TT> -1,200,00,000</TT><TT> leaving 80 lakhs to do the work.</TT><TT> 80,00,000</TT><TT> Now, according to Indian Statistical Institute, there are</TT><TT>79,99,998</TT><TT> people are in prisons throughout the country. </TT><TT> -79,99,998</TT><TT> That leaves just 2 people to do the work.......</TT><TT> 2</TT><TT> You and me!!!</TT><TT>And currently YOU are sitting at your computer reading mails .</TT><TT>So I am the only person in our country who is working! And that's why <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">India </st1:country-region></st1:place></TT><TT>is surviving !!! :spin:spin:spin:spin:spin</TT><TT>Now, please log out of this mail and do your job because, for a change, I want to rest. And I don't want <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">India</st1:country-region></st1:place> to suffer because of that.....come on...back to work</TT>

     
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  2. Sriniketan

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    Hi Jaishree,
    if you rest who is going to save India, so you do the work and I take the rest, hahaha...

    sriniketan
     
  3. puni88

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    Good one Sriniketan!!
     
  4. chris22

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    A Mathematician never dies - he just looses a few of his functions.
     

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