> A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. > > > > While on the operating table she had a near death experience. > > > > Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" > > > > God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to > > live." > > > > Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and > > have > > a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She > > even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her > > teeth! > > Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as > > well make the most of it. > > After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. > > While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an > > ambulance. > > Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said > > I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the > > ambulance?" > > (You'll love this) > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> - God replied: "I didn't bloody recognize you." Cheers, Daffodil