Another amusing story!!

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  1. daffodil

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    > A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
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    > > While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
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    > > Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
    > >
    > > God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to
    > > live."
    > >
    > > Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and
    > > have
    > > a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She
    > > even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her
    > > teeth!
    > > Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as
    > > well make the most of it.
    > > After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
    > > While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an
    > > ambulance.
    > > Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said
    > > I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
    > > ambulance?"
    > > (You'll love this)
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    > >> - God replied: "I didn't bloody recognize you."

    Cheers,
    Daffodil
     
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  2. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hahahahaha good one
     
  3. Meenaneelakantan

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    ha ha ha

    :shaking::shaking::rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
     
  6. Sashmitaa

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    good one

    Lakshmi
     

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