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An interesting letter to a Dad from her Daughter

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ArabianDoll, Mar 14, 2007.

  1. ArabianDoll

    ArabianDoll Senior IL'ite

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    <TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=2 width="100%"><TD class=newstitle align=left>An interesting letter to a Dad from her Daughter

    <TD class=para1 align=left>A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was
    astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat
    and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of
    the pillow. It wasaddressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened
    the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-

    Dear Dad,

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you,
    but I'm leaving home.
    I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I
    wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
    I've been finding real passion with Randy and
    he is so nice to me.
    I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even
    with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes.
    But it's not only the passion Dad,
    I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the
    kid and that we can be very happy together.
    Even though Randy is much older than me
    (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?),
    and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand
    in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?
    Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a
    trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood
    for the whole winter. It's true he has other
    girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me
    in his own way.
    He wants to have many more children with me and that's
    now one of my dreams too.
    In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find
    a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better;
    he sure deserves it!!
    Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I
    know how to take care of myself.
    Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can
    get to know your grandchildren.

    Your loving daughter,
    Joan

    At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO".
    Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:

    PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at theneighbour's house.
    I just wanted to remind you that there are worsethings in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home.
    I love you!
     
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  2. srilak

    srilak Senior IL'ite

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    HI,

    I really enjoyed this letter....in the begining I tought that is stupidity but the last two lines got me...I laughed so much.

    Thanks for posting.
     
  3. sofiya

    sofiya New IL'ite

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    Tht was hilarious!:rotfl

    :thankyou2:for posting ArabianDoll!
     
  4. slgayatri

    slgayatri Bronze IL'ite

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    ha ha ha
    Good post!
    Keep it up Arabian doll!

    Gayathri.
     
  5. curiousgals78

    curiousgals78 Gold IL'ite

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    thnak you for posting. funny but what a shock to her dad.
     
  6. ChrisColin

    ChrisColin Junior IL'ite

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    being a mom for a 10 yr old daughter, i was shocked and burst out to laugh at the end....GOOD ONE. Thx for sharing.....
     
  7. Divya332

    Divya332 New IL'ite

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    WOw what a brave daughter to play this kind of prank. Does anyone know what was her dad's reaction?
     

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