An Indian hell

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  1. vidyasundar

    vidyasundar Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi There,

    Interesting one...enjoy, Rgds,


    A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different
    hell for each country.

    He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He told,
    "First they put you in an electric chair for An hour. Then they lay
    you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The German devil comes in and
    beats you for the rest of the day."


    The man does not like the sound of that at all,so he moves on. He
    checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.

    He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German
    hell.


    Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of
    people waiting to get in.


    Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
    He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
    they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.


    Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."


    "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there
    so many people waiting to get in?"


    "Because maintenance is so bad that

    the electric chair does not work,
    someone has stolen all the nails from the bed
    and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the
    register and then goes to the canteen!!!!! !
     
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  2. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hahahahaahaa................................................:eek:mg: just can't stop laughing
    Good one ya
     
  3. meenakshirajan

    meenakshirajan Silver IL'ite

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    Dear Vidya,
    Good one.
    Meenakshi Rajan
     
  4. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Dear VS,

    Nice one.... hahahahahah...... It is good to read it again.....
     
  5. balamotwani

    balamotwani Bronze IL'ite

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    Dear Vidya,

    Got time to read your threads so that i can laugh.

    Ha ha, this one was good.

    Bala
     

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