An impossible wish A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003cbr\>said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant \u003cbr\>you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over\u003cbr\>anytime I want."\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous \u003cbr\>challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the\u003cbr\>bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly \u003cbr\>exhaust several natural resources.\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly \u003cbr\>things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and \u003cbr\>glorify me."\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish\u003cbr\>that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what \u003cbr\>she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what\u003cbr\>She means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly\u003cbr\>Happy."\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>The Lord replied, "You want 2 lanes or 4 lanes on that bridge?" \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/i\>\u003c/b\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Tahoma\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Tahoma\"\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/div\>******************************\u003cWBR\>****************Disclaimer****\u003cWBR\>******************************\u003cWBR\>************\u003cbr\>The information contained in this e-mail message and any attached files are confidential information. If you have received this e-mail in error, please notify us immediately by reply e-mail to sender and delete all copies. If you are not the intended recipient, any use, reliance, dissemination, disclosure, or copying of this e-mail or any part of this e-mail or attached files is unauthorized. It is your responsibility to scan this communication and any files attached for computer viruses and other defects. EQUATE Petrochemical Company does not warrant, represent, or guarantee the accuracy or completeness of any information contained in this e-mail or attached files. EQUATE Petrochemical Company does not accept liability for any loss or damage from this e-mail or any attached files. ******************************",1]);//--></SCRIPT> said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me." The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what She means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly Happy." The Lord replied, "You want 2 lanes or 4 lanes on that bridge?" Cheers, Janhavi
