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An Aeroplane Conversation - Ultimate

Discussion in 'Snippets of Life (Non-Fiction)' started by Lalitha Shivaguru, Mar 13, 2008.

  1. Lalitha Shivaguru

    Lalitha Shivaguru Platinum IL'ite

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    Hi,

    Just was thinking how kids can be very witty.......... just go thru this and let me have your feedback.

    A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger's.

    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?

    "Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

    "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

    The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"

    To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"
     
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  2. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hi Lalitha
    The little girl is really very smart. The poor man had to sit dum...........hahaha
    Had read this before in the forwarded msgs
     
  3. latamurali

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    Kids are very smart than us now-a-days .we must be v careful .......
     
  4. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Smart Kid!! Enjoyed this joke early morning......
     
  5. revathy45

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    A Very Good One!!!! Kids are smart!!!Bow
    Revathy.
     
  6. Paulina

    Paulina Moderator Staff Member Platinum IL'ite

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    Hi ! Lalitha,

    Out of the mouths of babes!
    They make them super smart these days and we have to be on guard before they clean bowl us out!! :hide:

    Poor guy! guess that was the most uncomfortable flight he had ever travelled on!
    :bang :oops:

    Thanks for sharing

    PAULINA:wave
     
  7. Lalitha Shivaguru

    Lalitha Shivaguru Platinum IL'ite

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    Dear Aruna, Lata,Punitha,Paulina,Revathy,

    Thanx for the FB & happy to note that you all enjoyed it.
     
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    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    Big LaughBig Laughhe deserves it....kids r very smarter than us....
     
  9. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    Nice one, Lalitha.
    Enjoyed to the core...

    sriniketan
     
  10. Anandchitra

    Anandchitra IL Hall of Fame

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    Very nice one Lalitha..:)
     

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