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All pretty ladies are Unfaithful

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  1. Kamalji

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    Every Pretty Thing Is Unfaithful



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    This is what I saw behind a small tempo yesterday. I told my walker friend about this, and today morning, he made up this for me, which he recited in the garden.​

    I hope u all like it, as much as I and other friends did in the park.So here goes.

    Yeh Sach hai ki Har Khoobsoorat cheez Bewafa hoti hai,
    Aap kyon humse is baat pe khafa hoti hai,
    Kisi ko ankhon mein basa ke dekha tha,
    Kisi ko dil mein basa ke dekha tha,
    Ab Tak ruke nahi hai Ansoo,
    Ek Bewafa se dil laga ke dekha tha,
    Hum to teri dil ki Mehfil sajane aye the,
    Teri kasam tumhe apna banana aye the,
    Kis Baat ki saza di hai humko,
    Bewafa hum to tere deedar karne aye the !!!

    Well I made mine up in English, just trying.

    All pretty ladies/ things, are unfaithful

    You ladies that are so pretty,
    Why don’t u on us poor guys , have pity.
    Why do u act so proud,
    U think no end of yourself, u are so haughty,
    I wonder aloud,
    I am not malicious, I am just plain naughty,
    And when fade this beauty,
    You will be old and cease to be a cutie.

    I just wanted to marry u,
    In my arms to the honeymoon cottage I wanted to carry you,
    But with your unfaithfulness, u broke my heart,
    So forever from u, now I part.

    Silly stuff, I know, now u all know why my wife is so happy with me, for I bring home a lot of tomatoes, and eggs, and shoes, which are thrown at me, when I re ceite my poems.

    HAHA

    KAMAL MAHTANI


    If u shuffle the name of Narendra Modi, you will get the word
    RARE DIAMOND !!!!



    Alia Bhatt once thought
    Sonu Nigam
    is son of
    Mahanagar Telephone Nigam ☎


    शादी शुदा मर्दो को लिए एक सलाह,

    जब भी फ्रिज से पानी की बोतल निकालो,तो उसे भर कर ही वापस रखो वरना..
    लेक्चर पानी की बोतल से शुरू होगा और दारु की बोतल पर खत्म होगा,,,,,❗
    : लोगों को पता नहीं कैसे सच्चा प्यार मिल जाता है...
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    हमें तो सुबह पलंग के नीचे उतारी चप्पल नहीं मिलती।



    समोसा आलू से: जब मैं फ्राई होता हूँ तो तुम्हें ढक कर गरम तेल से बचा लेता हूँ
    , क्योंकि मैं तुमसे प्यार करता हूँ।
    आलू: जब लोग तुम्हें फ्राई होने के फौरन बाद खाते हैं तो मैं उनका मुँह जला देता हूँ,
    क्योंकि मैं भी तुमसे प्यार करता हूँ।
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    .शिक्षा: इनकी प्रेम कहानी पर ना जायें;
    समोसा ठंडा करके खायें।



    : Chalna wahan tak jahan tak tum chal sakho

    jab kadam dag magaye
    taxi kar lena ......


    A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife.
    he accidentally typed d wrong email address, and without realizing he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husband's funeral.

    The widow decided to check her mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading d first message she fainted.

    The son rushed into d room, found his mother on the floor and saw d computer screen which read: 'to my loving wife,

    i knw u are surprised to hear from me, they hv computers here and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones.

    I 've just been checked in. How are u and d kids, d place is realy nice but am lonely here

    I hv made necessary arrangement 4 ur arrival 2morrow. Expecting u darling. I cnt wait to see u.


    Wife Threatening Husband

    The amount of time u devote to facebook, Whatsapp, the same anount of time I will devote to Jabong,Flipcart and Amazon.

    Hubby Faints !!!!!!
     
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  2. GoogleGlass

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    Ha ha ha - Kamalji this one is a soulful soup boy poetry :)

    You have missed many a beautiful girls I suppose :):):)
     
  3. Kamalji

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    Dear GG,

    Buddy thanks once again for being the first.See kamalji is a poet too, he has shakesphere turning and churning in his grave.HAHA



     
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    dear kamalji ,
    your friend seems to be pretty disillusioned with the world .

    may be its time to introduce him to another classic from the back of trucks
    " dekho magar pyar se "

    he will be comforted to know such women also exist.

    hope mr modi lives upto your reshuffling.

    good one
     
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    Kamalji, based on your inspiration.

    har khoobsurat cheez bewafa hoti hai
    na jaane kis baatpe khush ya khafa hoti hai


    gar tanhai mein vo soche to sabbab hoga unhe
    unki khoobsurti humari nazarse bayaa hoti hai


    kaise kahe aauro se ke hum kyu pite hai
    vazah unki maykash nazre ya unki jafaa hoti hai


    jaane kis kis naam se unhone navaza humko
    humari aavargi badtamizi to sirf safa hoti hai


    humpe chaahe kare woh kitne zulm-o-sitam
    humari har vareed mein unke liye wafa hoti hai
     
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    Hello Kamalji,
    Your post made be laugh on this Monday morning!!! :)

    Thanks to you!!
     
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    I don't agree with this....."Har khoobsurat cheez bewafa nahi hoti"....

    I know there are beautiful people with good heart......
     
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    Kamalji pretty girls have pretty hearts too..:mrgreen:

    Oh you poor guys, do open your eyes,
    Gals don’t fall for such cheap ways.
    Oh please stop that blazing gaze,
    You hurt her with blaring rays.
    Oh never ever go craze;
    Respect her space, she loves that grace.
    Give her a special place,
    Give her the beautiful days,
    So she says “love you” always.. always!
     
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  9. Kamalji

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    Dear Stillwaters,

    Well i keep reading a lot of such things, sometimes i cant take pics.

    there was one very cute one, about 40 years back when the movie Bobby was released, and this was based on that song, main maike chali jaoongee tum dekhte reh jaogoge

    so this truck chap had written
    Main bhar ke chali jaungi, tum dekhte rahiyo.

    HAHA

    Regards

    kamal

     
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    Dear Blue Diamond,

    Welcome to my blogs.And with a great shayri, damn good one.

    Superone, u have added 5 stars to my blog.Thank u,

    Regards

    kamal

     

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