All for a reason!

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  1. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time.

    The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered.

    "Interesting," the newsman thought.

    He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.

    She answered, proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.

    The interviewer asked her, quite astonished why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

    She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.":exactly:
     
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    Intelligent lady, na...
    playing with words ..
     
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    Hahahahah
    A real intelligent lady.............
     
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    Wow, different partners for different stages of life ! Woman with a different outlook indeed !
     
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    roopadadia Silver IL'ite

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    Hmmm, very sure of what is needed when in a lifetime.
     
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    Thanks dear friends for enjoying....
     

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