- Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. - It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. - A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband. - If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day - Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai? Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare... - Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding? To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead! - Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman - There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it - Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir. - Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
