God said, 'Adam, I Want you to do Something for Me.' Adam said, 'Gladly, Lord, what do You Want me to do?' God said, 'Go down Into that valley.' Adam said, 'What's a Valley?' God explained it to Him.Then God said, 'Cross the river.' Adam said, 'What's a River?' God explained that To him, and then said, 'Go over to the hill....' Adam said, 'What is a Hill?' So, God explained to <SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003cb\u003eAdam what a hill was. \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHe told Adam, \u0026#39;On \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe other side of the \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHill you will find a \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCave.\u0026#39; \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#808000\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAdam said, \u0026#39;What\u0026#39;s a \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#808000\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCave?\u0026#39;\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" size\u003d\"3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAfter God explained, \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHe said, \u0026#39;In the cave \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYou will find a woman.\u0026#39; \n\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#808000\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAdam said, \u0026#39;What\u0026#39;s a Woman?\u0026#39;\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSo God explained \u003c/b\u003e\n\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThat to him, too. \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThen, God said, \u0026#39;I \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWant you to \n\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReproduce.\u0026#39; \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#808000\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAdam said, \u0026#39;How do \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#808000\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eI do that?\u0026#39;\n\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eGod first said (under \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHis breath), \u0026#39;Geez.....\u0026#39;\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\n\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#400080\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAnd then, just like Everything else, God Explained that to \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#400080\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAdam, as well.\n\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#400080\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSo, Adam goes down \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#400080\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e",1]);//--></SCRIPT>Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, 'On The other side of the Hill you will find a Cave.' Adam said, 'What's a Cave?' After God explained, He said, 'In the cave You will find a woman.' Adam said, 'What's a Woman?' So God explained That to him, too. Then, God said, 'I Want you to Reproduce.' Adam said, 'How do I do that?' God first said (under His breath), 'Geez.....' And then, just like Everything else, God Explained that to Adam, as well. So, Adam goes down <SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003cb\u003eInto the valley, \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#400080\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eAcross the river, and \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#400080\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOver the hill, into the \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#400080\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCave, and finds the \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#400080\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eWoman. \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#400080\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThen, in about five Minutes, he was back. \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eGod, His patience \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eWearing thin, said\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAngrily, \u0026#39;What is it\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eNow?\u0026#39;\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#808000\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\n \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#808000\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAnd Adam said....\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#808000\" size\u003d\"4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e*\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#808000\" size\u003d\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u0026#39;What\u0026#39;s a headache?\u0026#39;\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" size\u003d\"2\"\u003e \u003c/font\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://in.rd.yahoo.com/tagline_groups_1/*http://in.promos.yahoo.com/groups\" target\u003d\"_blank\" onclick\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\u003e\n\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/blockquote\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cfont color\u003d\"#ff0066\"\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003c/em\u003e*\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/blockquote\u003e\u003c/blockquote\u003e\u003c/blockquote\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/blockquote\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003chr size\u003d\"1\"\u003e\n\u003ca href\u003d\"http://us.rd.yahoo.com/evt\u003d51733/*http://mobile.yahoo.com/;_ylt\u003dAhu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ\" target\u003d\"_blank\" onclick\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\n",0]);//--></SCRIPT>Into the valley, Across the river, and Over the hill, into the Cave, and finds the Woman. Then, in about five Minutes, he was back. God, His patience Wearing thin, said Angrily, 'What is it Now?' And Adam said.... 'What's a headache?
