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Adam & Eve..........

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Arunarc, Jan 29, 2008.

  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    God said, 'Adam, I
    Want you to do
    Something for Me.'

    Adam said, 'Gladly,
    Lord, what do You
    Want me to do?'

    God said, 'Go down
    Into that valley.'

    Adam said, 'What's a Valley?'

    God explained it to
    Him.Then God said,
    'Cross the river.'

    Adam said, 'What's a River?'

    God explained that
    To him, and then said,
    'Go over to the hill....'

    Adam said, 'What is a
    Hill?'

    So, God explained to
    <SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003cb\u003eAdam what a hill was. \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHe told Adam, \u0026#39;On \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe other side of the \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHill you will find a \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCave.\u0026#39; \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#808000\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAdam said, \u0026#39;What\u0026#39;s a \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#808000\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCave?\u0026#39;\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" size\u003d\"3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAfter God explained, \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHe said, \u0026#39;In the cave \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYou will find a woman.\u0026#39; \n\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#808000\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAdam said, \u0026#39;What\u0026#39;s a Woman?\u0026#39;\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSo God explained \u003c/b\u003e\n\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThat to him, too. \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThen, God said, \u0026#39;I \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWant you to \n\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReproduce.\u0026#39; \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#808000\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAdam said, \u0026#39;How do \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#808000\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eI do that?\u0026#39;\n\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eGod first said (under \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#ff8141\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHis breath), \u0026#39;Geez.....\u0026#39;\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\n\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#400080\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAnd then, just like Everything else, God Explained that to \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#400080\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAdam, as well.\n\u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#400080\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSo, Adam goes down \u003c/b\u003e\u003c/font\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cfont face\u003d\"\" color\u003d\"#400080\" size\u003d\"5\"\u003e",1]);//--></SCRIPT>Adam what a hill was.

    He told Adam, 'On
    The other side of the
    Hill you will find a
    Cave.'

    Adam said, 'What's a
    Cave?'

    After God explained,
    He said, 'In the cave
    You will find a woman.'

    Adam said, 'What's a Woman?'

    So God explained
    That to him, too.

    Then, God said, 'I
    Want you to
    Reproduce.'

    Adam said, 'How do
    I do that?'

    God first said (under
    His breath), 'Geez.....'

    And then, just like Everything else, God Explained that to
    Adam, as well.

    So, Adam goes down
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    Across the river, and
    Over the hill, into the
    Cave, and finds the
    Woman.

    Then, in about five Minutes, he was back.

    God, His patience
    Wearing thin, said
    Angrily, 'What is it
    Now?'

    And Adam said....

    'What's a headache?
     
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    Good one!
    regards,
    Sharada
     
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    Did ADAM really have a headache????????????
     
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    Superb...
    Eve (lady) as usual
     

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