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A shortcut through the cemetery

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daffodil, Dec 23, 2007.

  1. daffodil

    daffodil Bronze IL'ite

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    Walking home after a Halloween party, two young men decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery for a thrill. They both stopped abruptly when they heard a mysterious tap-tap-tapping noise in the shadows. Their eyes grew large until the mist cleared and they saw an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping at one of the headstones.

    "Geez, mister!" one of them exclaimed. "You scared us half to death! We thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"

    The old man replied angrily, "Those darn fools misspelled my name!"

    Cheers,
    Daffodil
     
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