Just a joke...n take it as a joke..... MALYALI IS THE MOST COMMON ELEMENT ON EARTH!!!!! >> >>Kuttappan is a Malayali working for a multinational company in >>Mumbai. >> >>Not well educated and he is working as a peon. Whenever Kuttappan >>hears >>somebody talk he will come in between saying that I know that very >>well >>I know him very well like that. >> >>One day Kuttappan's Boss a foreign educated person & a North Indian >>was >>talking something about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Kuttappan was >>passing >>thru that way, suddenly he came in between saying that oh Arni he >>is my >>best friend. Kuttapan's boss laughed at him saying that how can u >>be a >>friend of Arnold Schwarzenegger you are only a peon living in >>India. >> >>Kuttappan said if u won't believe it's your problem I can't help >>you.Ok. >>The Manager said >> >>I am going on a trip to US next week you come as my assistant and >>we >>will go to Arnold's house and see what happens. Kuttappan agreed >>with a >>smile. >> >>A week after they landed in US. First they went to NY. Arnold was >>there >>in NY. They went to meet Arnold. Seeing Kuttappan Arnold ran >>towards >>Kuttappan and hugged him asking that hey Kuttappan long time no see >>where were you man? Kuttappan went with Arnold to have some coffee. >>Boss >>was stunned. When Kuttappan came back the boss told him that we >>will go >>to Clintons place. Let's find out whether u knows him or not. >>Kuttappan >>agreed with a smile. >> >>At Clinton's home Clinton also did the same as Schwarzenegger >>asking >>that where were you my friend for long time? Kuttappan went to have >>tea >>with Clinton while the boss was sitting out side the gate When >>Kuttappan >>came back boss said I have to go to Vatican to get blessings from >>Pope >>John Paul, so u come with me. >> >>At the Vatican crowd from all over the world is waiting to see Pope >>John >>Paul. Kuttappan and his boss are also there. Boss asked Kuttappan, >>do >>you know Pope John Paul. Kuttappan said y not? Boss told Kuttappan >>that >>he will not believe this. Kuttappan asked boss to wait for some >>time and >>went inside the crowd. After 15 minutes Kuttappan came on the >>balcony >>along with Pope John Paul. Pope John Paul was holding Kuttappan's >>hand. >>Kuttappan's boss became unconscious and fell down. >> >>When Kuttappan came back his boss was on a stretcher by his side >>nurses >>and paramedics. Kuttappan asked Sir what happened. Then boss told; >>Kuttappa u know Arnold I believe, u know Clinton I believe and u >>know >>Pope John Paul , I believe that too but WHEN U CAME WITH POPE AT >>THE >>BALCONY THE CROWD WERE ASKING WHO IS HOLDING THE HAND OF KUTTAPPAN >>after >>hearing that I became unconscious. >> >>LESSON FROM THIS STORY >> >>NEVER EVER UNDER ESTIMATE A MALAYALI >> >>SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT >> >>Please don't delete this after reading, you should at least send >>this >>mail to: >> >>10 Malayalis & you will receive coconut oil >> >>20 Malayalis and you will receive banana chips >> >>40 Malayalis you will receive puttu and kadala >> >>100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice field behind >>the >>lungi factory with additional incentive of a whole month's supply >>of >>coconut oil and banana chips free