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A Malayali is a Malayali........

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Moonbeams, Oct 7, 2007.

  1. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Just a joke...n take it as a joke.....



    MALYALI IS THE MOST COMMON ELEMENT ON EARTH!!!!!



    >>
    >>Kuttappan is a Malayali working for a multinational company in
    >>Mumbai.
    >>
    >>Not well educated and he is working as a peon. Whenever Kuttappan
    >>hears
    >>somebody talk he will come in between saying that I know that very
    >>well
    >>I know him very well like that.
    >>
    >>One day Kuttappan's Boss a foreign educated person & a North Indian
    >>was
    >>talking something about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Kuttappan was
    >>passing
    >>thru that way, suddenly he came in between saying that oh Arni he
    >>is my
    >>best friend. Kuttapan's boss laughed at him saying that how can u
    >>be a
    >>friend of Arnold Schwarzenegger you are only a peon living in
    >>India.
    >>
    >>Kuttappan said if u won't believe it's your problem I can't help
    >>you.Ok.
    >>The Manager said
    >>
    >>I am going on a trip to US next week you come as my assistant and
    >>we
    >>will go to Arnold's house and see what happens. Kuttappan agreed
    >>with a
    >>smile.
    >>
    >>A week after they landed in US. First they went to NY. Arnold was
    >>there
    >>in NY. They went to meet Arnold. Seeing Kuttappan Arnold ran
    >>towards
    >>Kuttappan and hugged him asking that hey Kuttappan long time no see
    >>where were you man? Kuttappan went with Arnold to have some coffee.
    >>Boss
    >>was stunned. When Kuttappan came back the boss told him that we
    >>will go
    >>to Clintons place. Let's find out whether u knows him or not.
    >>Kuttappan
    >>agreed with a smile.
    >>
    >>At Clinton's home Clinton also did the same as Schwarzenegger
    >>asking
    >>that where were you my friend for long time? Kuttappan went to have
    >>tea
    >>with Clinton while the boss was sitting out side the gate When
    >>Kuttappan
    >>came back boss said I have to go to Vatican to get blessings from
    >>Pope
    >>John Paul, so u come with me.
    >>
    >>At the Vatican crowd from all over the world is waiting to see Pope
    >>John
    >>Paul. Kuttappan and his boss are also there. Boss asked Kuttappan,
    >>do
    >>you know Pope John Paul. Kuttappan said y not? Boss told Kuttappan
    >>that
    >>he will not believe this. Kuttappan asked boss to wait for some
    >>time and
    >>went inside the crowd. After 15 minutes Kuttappan came on the
    >>balcony
    >>along with Pope John Paul. Pope John Paul was holding Kuttappan's
    >>hand.
    >>Kuttappan's boss became unconscious and fell down.
    >>
    >>When Kuttappan came back his boss was on a stretcher by his side
    >>nurses
    >>and paramedics. Kuttappan asked Sir what happened. Then boss told;
    >>Kuttappa u know Arnold I believe, u know Clinton I believe and u
    >>know
    >>Pope John Paul , I believe that too but WHEN U CAME WITH POPE AT
    >>THE
    >>BALCONY THE CROWD WERE ASKING WHO IS HOLDING THE HAND OF KUTTAPPAN
    >>after
    >>hearing that I became unconscious.
    >>
    >>LESSON FROM THIS STORY
    >>
    >>NEVER EVER UNDER ESTIMATE A MALAYALI
    >>
    >>SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
    >>
    >>Please don't delete this after reading, you should at least send
    >>this
    >>mail to:
    >>
    >>10 Malayalis & you will receive coconut oil
    >>
    >>20 Malayalis and you will receive banana chips
    >>
    >>40 Malayalis you will receive puttu and kadala
    >>
    >>100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice field behind
    >>the
    >>lungi factory with additional incentive of a whole month's supply
    >>of
    >>coconut oil and banana chips free
     
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  2. krishnaamma

    krishnaamma Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hi Moonbeams,

    This is toooooooooooooooooooo good ya, I cant stop laughing:rotfl :clap
     
  3. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Good one....
     
  4. priyauc

    priyauc Bronze IL'ite

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  5. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hi Moonbeam
    Hahahahahaha this is too good. Just can't stop laughing gr8 one:rotfl :rotfl
    Love
    Aruna
     

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