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A lawyer and a blonde ......................

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Apr 11, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long
    flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she
    would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap,
    so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few
    winks.

    The lawyer persists and says that the game is really easy
    and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you
    don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice-versa." Again, she
    politely declines and tries to get some sleep.

    Figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win, the
    lawyer,
    now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you
    pay
    me $5, and if I don't know the answer that you'll ask me, I will pay
    you $500!."

    This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no
    end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer
    asks
    the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
    The
    blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five
    dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.

    Now it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill
    with
    three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a
    puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his
    references.He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the
    Net
    and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his
    coworkers and friends. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes
    the
    blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and
    turns away to get back to sleep.

    The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and
    asks,
    "Well, so what IS the answer?"

    Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5,
    and goes back to sleep.
     
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  2. slgayatri

    slgayatri Bronze IL'ite

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    ha ha ha
    sooooo cute...
    Nice joke.......
    :) :) :)
    Gayathri.
     
  3. honey

    honey New IL'ite

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    hi heena,
    so funny.:cool2: :clap i like all of ur posts.they r so funny,with lots of sense of humour,also shows the intelligence.ok dear thanx for sharing
    bye
     
  4. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    wow,brilliant :2thumbsup:
     

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