Logical thinking.... A NIGHT IN THE BAR: Bartender: Who Are You? I've never seen you before... Man: Yeah! I just lost my job and came here for a drink Bartender: What kind of Job? Man: Well. I am a Consultant. Bartender: Whats that? Man: Its a logical thinker. Bartender: Logical Think, what? Man: Let me explain it with an Example. Do you have a dog? Bartender: Yes! Man: That means you love animals Bartender: True! Man: That mean you love your kids too. Bartender: Yes True! Man: You have Kids, that means you are Married. Bartender: Very True! Man: You love your Kids. You are still married, means you have a beautiful Wife. Bartender: Amazing man! How do you know all these? Man: Thats logical thinking now you are married to a lady, so you are not Gay! Bartender: Impressive! Man: Time to leave. Bye! (About 20 mins, later the Bartender's Boss Comes) Bartender: Boss, you know I met a Consultant today. Boss: Consultant!! Whats that?? Bartender: A logical thinker. Boss: Logical what?? Bartender: I'll explain it with an Example Boss: Okay! Bartender: Do you have a DOG? Boss: No! Bartender: That means you are Gay! BOSS DIED...!! :biglaugh:
Manager-Hamara Bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai... Santa-Jab dene mein interest hi nahi hai tho kyon de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye! mujhe loan voan:rotfl:biglaugh
Girls!! The 1 who b4 goin out for a party, do facial, bleach, waxing,hair cuting/straighting, threading, toning, scrubing, moisturhng, done & put on lipstick, lipgloss, lipliner, perfume, body toner, body lotion, eye liner, eye shadow, eye maskara, foundation, face powder, rings, bracelet, neckless, nail paint, party dress, Sandle, Purse and says: yaar jalde ki bajah se kuch kar nahe payi:rant :rotfl Boys!! The one who b4 goin to party calls his frnd & ask : “bhai, tu naha k aayega kya?” Frnd reply: chal be tere dad ki baraat hai kya..:rotfl
Try this One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM : “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.” SON : “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.” MOM : “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.” SON : “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.” MOM : “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.” SON : “Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?” MOM : “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school."
7 chatai par 7 sadhu baithe the Boy ne sadhu se pucha: "Baba Ladki Nahi Pat Rahi hai, kya karu ??":help . . . . . . . sadhu (dusre sadhu se):" . . . . . . . . . 1 chatai aur laga bhai k liye. :rotfl:biglaugh
Boss: Where were you born? Employee: United-Kingdom.. Boss: Which part? Funny employee: All parts of mine..:biglaugh:
