how many of you saw "yeh jawaani hai deewani"???? Well i did last week.... Read this joke about the movie .... After watching Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani, a boy said to his father: "Mein daudna chahta hu, udna chahta hoon, girna bhi chata hoon, bus rukna nai chahta!" Father replied: Yeh le mobile, temple run(game)khel le! PJ i know...:biglaugh:
Boy: Can you stop doing "Awww..." All the time? Girl: Awww.... What happen? Boy: it annoys me... Girl: Awwww... I am so sorry... Boy: It's ok. You are a sweetheart.:-D Girl: Awww..... I know! Boy: Get lost bye...:evil: Girl: Awww.... Baby gussa ho gya...:queen Boy: Whatever!:s :evil: Girl: Aww.... You look so cute when angry... Boy: :bonk <pulls out the gun> <shoots himself> She: Awww.... Mar gaye... :queen Harhar With love, Angellic
A woman went for shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He couldn't control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. Due to his stupid match SO...
Women are also not that DUMB that they dont know these buttons exist....:evil: And what with laptops and ipads...husbands can watch match on them too... I watch the match with him and keep irritating him with my "irritating" questions... Another one........ C me and him are doing a WORKSHOP these days....He WORKS....i SHOP :biggrin2:
Husband texts to wife on cell.... "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: " English Language" :rant:
A lady to doctor: My husband has the habit of talking in sleep! What should i give him to cure? Doctor: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake. :biggrin2:
