Thousand Words Of A Teacher Do Not Hurt But The Silence Of A Friend In The Examination Hall Brings Tears Into The Eyes.. :h True na??
Thank you Sujysreeram I am sure many of us have cribbed about the friends who have ditched us in the examination halls...so this one is dedicated to all those 'Friends'
Husband and Wife were not talking to each other and only left notes. Husband pinned a note to the bed: I have to leave early to office tomorrow. Wake me up at 6. The husband woke up at 7 the next day and found his wife's note: its 6 o'clock. Wake up!! AMERICAN MOVIES TEACH US: 1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu. 2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover. 3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote basketball. 4. Aliens have special interest in attacking U.S. .5. U.S is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves and vampires. INDIAN MOVIES TEACH US: 1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil. 2. While defusing a bomb, do not worry, whichever wire you cut you always choose the right one. 3. A hero will show no pain, while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wound. 4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty. 5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps.
It Happened in a Hospital that ICU patients died in the same bed every Sunday at 3PM. Doctors thought it is something Super Natural. Worldwide Expert team was formed to Investigate the cause. Next Sunday, few mins before 3PM, all doctors & Nurses stood around that Bed & Waiting to see what it was. Then Suddenly SHANTABAI (Part time sweeper) Entered the ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that Bed & then plugged her Mobile Charger..
ωσмєη ωιll вє ωσмєη... . . A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up ?" God said, "No, you have another 34 years 2 live." Upon recovery, the woman decided 2 stay in the hospital & have a face-lift, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color Finally she was released from the hospital. While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck. Arriving in front of God, she asked, "You said I had another 34 years 2 live. Why didn't you save me from the truck?" (You'll love this) . . . . God replied: "I couldn't recognize you!"
THIS IS WHY MEN AREN'T ALLOWED TO RUN ADVICE AND LOVE COLUMNS IN MAGAZINES AND NEWSPAPERS: Anonymous: Hi! I'm a lady aged 26 married with one kid. Last week my husband was off duty and I had to drive alone to work. I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home. I drove for just about 2 kms from home n my car engine started 2 overheat so i had to turn back and get another car. When i got home i found my husband in bed with our maid. I don't know what to do now. Please help. Reply: Dear anonymous. Overheating of engine after such short distance can be caused by problems associated with the carburettor. U need to check your oil and water level in your engine b4 u start your journey.you must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid problems in future. Hope this helped you...!!
