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A Job With Microsoft....

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Moonbeams, Sep 26, 2007.

  1. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi...I bet u will love this one....


    Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in
    Microsoft Corporation, USA.
    A few days later he got this reply:




    Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
    You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further
    correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.Thanks
    Bill Gates.




    Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He
    arranged a press conference :
    "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko
    Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
    Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap
    sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze
    main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.






    Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
    You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
    our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
    Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter
    vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
    No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
    shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
    Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
    Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.
     
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  2. vidyasundar

    vidyasundar Bronze IL'ite

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    :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

    old joke... got a chance to read and laugh again

    regards
    vidya
     

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