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a good one ..........

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Jan 3, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her
    faithful aged poodle, Cuddles, along for the company.

    One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles
    discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a young leopard
    heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

    The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep-doo-doo now!"

    Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down
    to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the
    leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was
    one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

    Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of
    terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says
    the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"

    Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a
    nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade
    it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle
    sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that
    something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard,
    spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

    The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here,
    monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving
    canine!

    Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back
    and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog
    sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them
    yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says.
    "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me
    another leopard!

    Moral of this story:

    Don't mess with old folks, for age and treachery will always overcome
    youth and skill!
     
  2. slgayatri

    slgayatri Bronze IL'ite

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    Nice..

    Hi Heena
    A nice message...
    We've to respect elders rather than mess with them.
    Keep posting..


    Gayathri.
     
  3. selviik

    selviik Senior IL'ite

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    Hi

    Older and wiser and Thoughtful....

    That was a very good post.:clap :clap :clap
     

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