And so it goes. Most of it is of American origin. Only one fully fits Indian Conditions. Can you spot it.??!! Amirthalingam Sarva Mangalaani Bhavanthu !!! Justsharing a Jwith you today!Iron Man Competition (the way it should be!)ONLY IN AMERICA:...do the drugstores make thesick walk all the way to the back of thestore to get their prescriptions while, healthypeople can buy cigarettes at the front.Only in America .do people order doublecheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke!Only in America... do banks leave both doorsopen and then chain the pens to the counters.Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and putour useless junk in the garage!Only in America... do we buy hot dogs inpackages of ten and buns in packages of eight.Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well:'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.EVER WONDERED...Why the sun lightens our hair,but darkens our skin?Why women can't put on mascarawith their mouth closed?!!Why don't you ever see the headline"Psychic Wins Lottery"?!!Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors callwhat they do "practice"?Why is lemon juice made withartificial flavor, and dishwashingliquid made with real lemons?Why is the man who investsall your money called a "broker"?Why is the time of day with theslowest traffic called rush hour?Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?Indestructible blackbox is used on airplanes,Why don't they make thewhole plane out of that stuff?Why are they called apartmentswhen they are all stuck together?If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro',is Congress the opposite of Progress?If flying is so safe, why dothey call the airport the terminal? We all need to smile, every once in a while! If U've 4gotten to smile, run a mile bcoz kilometer is LONNNNG! <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2> Revathy!!!
