A Few Complications!!!

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  1. revathy45

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    And so it goes.
    Most of it is of American origin.
    Only one fully fits Indian Conditions.
    Can you spot it.??!!
    Sarva Mangalaani Bhavanthu !!!
    Justsharing a Jwith you today!
    Iron Man Competition (the way it should be!)
    ...do the drugstores make the
    sick walk all the way to the back of thestore to get their prescriptions while, healthypeople can buy cigarettes at the front.
    Only in America .do people order doublecheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke!
    Only in America... do banks leave both doorsopen and then chain the pens to the counters.
    Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put
    our useless junk in the garage!
    Only in America... do we buy hot dogs inpackages of ten
    and buns in packages of eight.
    Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well:
    'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
    Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines
    with Braille lettering.
    Why the sun lightens our hair,
    but darkens our skin?
    Why women can't put on mascara
    with their mouth closed?!!
    Why don't you ever see the headline
    "Psychic Wins Lottery"?!!
    Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
    Why is it that doctors call
    what they do "practice"?
    Why is lemon juice made with
    artificial flavor, and dishwashing
    liquid made with real lemons?
    Why is the man who invests
    all your money called a "broker"?
    Why is the time of day with the
    slowest traffic called rush hour?
    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
    Indestructible blackbox
    is used on airplanes,
    Why don't they make the
    whole plane out of that stuff?
    Why are they called apartments
    when they are all stuck together?
    If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro',
    is Congress the opposite of Progress?
    If flying is so safe, why do
    they call the airport the terminal?
    We all need to smile, every once in a while!
    If U've 4gotten to smile, run a mile bcoz kilometer is LONNNNG!

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