A essay was written by a Bihari Candidate in India

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    INDIAN COW

    A essay was written by a Bihari Candidate in India
    I hope, You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading
    this This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the
    UPSC (IAS) Examinations.

    The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:


    Indian Cow

    HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is
    got child.] He is sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got
    four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole
    body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4
    taps attached to his basement. [ horses dont have any such
    attachment]

    What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the
    condensed milk and so forth.Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans
    and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy
    species. Also his other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees,
    plants as well as for making flat cakes[like Pizza ] , in hand , and
    drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding
    after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are
    situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows
    in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns,
    specially so when he is got child.

    This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be
    paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with
    great velocity forwards.He has got tails also, situated in the
    backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end
    of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies.





     
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  2. shashiv

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    That is a hilarious essay... Had a good laugh..


    Shanti
     

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