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a doze of laughter

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Reenae, Jan 21, 2008.

  1. Reenae

    Reenae Bronze IL'ite

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    If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
    Ans : the days after marriage

    During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
    He is given his last chance to run away.

    The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
    The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
    The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"

    LOVE is like a CIGAR
    It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
    But dont worry - we are chain smokers

    True love is like a pillow
    u can hug when u r in trouble
    u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
    so when u need true love
    spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

    I had VODKA with WATER
    I felt DRUNK
    I had WHISKY with WATER
    I felt DRUNK
    I had RUM with WATER
    I felt DRUNK
    I SWEAR I’LL NEVER DRINK water again....!!!

    Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ..
    Student : WOW !

    The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
    it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
    it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love

    A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
    A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
    A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

    History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
    Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....
    Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
    Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide
     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahhahahha enjoyed.
     
  3. roopadadia

    roopadadia Silver IL'ite

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    good ones...enjoyed them.
     
  4. alpers

    alpers Bronze IL'ite

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    Los...Big LaughBig LaughBig Laugh

    Very nice.

    Rgds

    Alps
     

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