A definition of globalization

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This is an old stuff,, but nice to read again and have some more add ons since i read long back: [/FONT]

[FONT='Trebuchet MS','sans-serif']Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization?[/FONT][FONT='Trebuchet MS','sans-serif']
Answer : Princess Diana's death.[/FONT][FONT='Trebuchet MS','sans-serif']
Question : How come?[/FONT][FONT='Trebuchet MS','sans-serif']
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An English princess [/FONT][FONT='Trebuchet MS','sans-serif'] with [/FONT]​

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an Egyptian boyfriend [/FONT]​

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crashes in a French [/FONT]​

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tunnel,[/FONT][FONT='Trebuchet MS','sans-serif'] driving a [/FONT]​

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German car[/FONT]​

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with a Dutch engine, [/FONT]​

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driven by a Belgian [/FONT]​

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who was drunk[/FONT]​

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on Scottish whisky, [/FONT]​

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(check the bottle before you change the spelling), [/FONT]​

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followed closely by [/FONT]​

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Italian Paparazzi, [/FONT]​

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on Japanese motorcycles; [/FONT]​

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treated by an American doctor, [/FONT][FONT='Trebuchet MS','sans-serif'] using [/FONT]​

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Brazilian medicines. [/FONT]​

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This is sent to you by [/FONT]​

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a Canadian, [/FONT]​

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using Bill Gate's technology, [/FONT]​

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and you're probably reading this on your computer, [/FONT]​

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that uses Taiwanese [/FONT]​

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chips,[/FONT][FONT='Trebuchet MS','sans-serif'] and a [/FONT]​

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Korean monitor, [/FONT]​

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assembled by [/FONT]​

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Bangladeshi workers [/FONT]​

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in a Singapore plant, [/FONT]​

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transported by Indian [/FONT]​

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lorry-drivers,[/FONT]​

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hijacked by Indonesians, [/FONT]​

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unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, [/FONT]​

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and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... [/FONT]​

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That, my friends, is Globalization![/FONT]​

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Subject: A definition of globalization[/font]

This is an old stuff,, but nice to read again and have some more add ons since i read long back: [/font]

Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer : Princess Diana's death.
Question : How come?
Answer : ​

An English princess

with ​

an Egyptian boyfriend ​

crashes in a French ​

tunnel,

driving a ​

German car​

with a Dutch engine, ​

driven by a Belgian ​

who was drunk​

on Scottish whisky, ​

(check the bottle before you change the spelling),​

followed closely by ​

Italian Paparazzi, ​

on Japanese motorcycles; ​

treated by an American doctor,

using ​

Brazilian medicines. ​

​

This is sent to you by ​

a Canadian, ​

using Bill Gate's technology, ​

and you're probably reading this on your computer, ​

that uses Taiwanese ​

chips,

and a

​

Korean monitor, ​

assembled by ​

Bangladeshi workers
​

in a Singapore plant, ​

transported by Indian ​

lorry-drivers,​

hijacked by Indonesians,


unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....​

​

That, my friends, is Globalization!​

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