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A Classic

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Arunarc, Oct 20, 2007.

  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in
    Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class.

    One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she
    was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the
    universe?"

    When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was
    her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and
    jabbed her in the rear.

    "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.

    The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her
    class.

    A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is
    our Lord and Savior?"

    But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again,
    Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in
    the butt.

    "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret.

    The Nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary
    Margaret fell back asleep.

    The Nun asked her a third question..." What did Eve say
    to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"

    Again, Johnny came to the rescue.

    This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you
    stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break
    it in half!"

    The nun fainted..... .....







    Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...
    It's about learning to dance in the rain.
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  2. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi,

    That was a good one.... I think it is a repeat...
     
  3. bindunaidu

    bindunaidu New IL'ite

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  4. vidyasundar

    vidyasundar Bronze IL'ite

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    :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl

    good one

    :wave
     
  5. latamurali

    latamurali Gold IL'ite

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    :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:redface::redface::redface::redface:

    I enjoyed reading and definitely i will share with my friends

    latamurali
     
  6. priyauc

    priyauc Bronze IL'ite

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    This is a nice one..
     
  7. rathisrini

    rathisrini Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi Aruna,

    It was toooooooooooo good.:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl

    rathisrini
     
  8. dipti255503

    dipti255503 New IL'ite

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    very gooooooooooooooood. thanx 4 making me laugh
     
  9. vishy

    vishy Bronze IL'ite

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    Good one Aruna. I enjoyed it.


    Vishy
     
    Last edited: Apr 26, 2009
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    Arabudupi Bronze IL'ite

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    :clap:clap:clap:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
     

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