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9 Things we Hate

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Mar 17, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


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    2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


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    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?


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    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?


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    5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No Loser, I paid Rs.125 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.


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    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?


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    7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.


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    8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?


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    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet? " If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?



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  2. madhupreeth

    madhupreeth Senior IL'ite

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    really funny.....:)
     
  3. Padmini

    Padmini IL Hall of Fame

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    dear chat,
    very nice and funny. can i add this( irritating:))
    when taking bath someone asks"Are you taking bath?"
    with love
    pad
     
  4. InduSri

    InduSri New IL'ite

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    My additions to this list would be:

    Waking a sleeping person and asking 'were you sleeping?'

    InduSri
     
  5. Meenamohan

    Meenamohan Silver IL'ite

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    Hi I also add to this real time irritations.

    DIL : Wearing good nice clothes, taking Hand bags, Moving out of house, Wearing Slippers, Said " Ok see you I am going out for Shopping"

    MIL : "Oh! Going for shopping? What? Why? Where?"

    Luckily my MIL doesnt ask me this hehehehe.
     

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