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4 worms and a Lesson..!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Arunarc, Oct 10, 2007.

  1. Arunarc

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    A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
    Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
    The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
    The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

    The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
    The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

    At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

    The first worm in alcohol - Dead

    The second worm in cigarette smoke - [SIZE=7][COLOR=#000040][COLOR=#000040][FONT=Arial][B]Dead[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#010101]
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    [SIZE=4][COLOR=#000040][COLOR=#000040][FONT=Verdana][B]Third worm in chocolate syrup - [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=7][COLOR=#000040][COLOR=#000040][FONT=Arial][B]Dead[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#010101]
    [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000040]Fourth worm in good clean soil - [/COLOR][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=7][COLOR=#ff0000][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][B]Alive.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#010101]

    [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000040][COLOR=#000040][FONT=Verdana][B]So the Minister asked the congregation - [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]

    [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000040][COLOR=#000040][FONT=Verdana][B]What can you learn from this demonstration ? [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#010101]

    [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000040][COLOR=#000040][FONT=Verdana][B]Maxine was si[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000040][COLOR=#000040][FONT=Verdana][B] tting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#010101]
    [/COLOR][/FONT][/B]"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms !" [/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]

    [SIZE=4][COLOR=#000040][COLOR=#000040][FONT=Verdana][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black]That pretty much ended the service --[/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000040][COLOR=#000040][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000]


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