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4 Old Ladies........

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Arunarc, Nov 28, 2007.

  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    FOUR OLD LADIES

    4 older ladies are sitting around playing bridge.

    The first lady says, "You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is something I must get off my chest. I am a kleptomaniac. But, don't worry, I have never stolen from you and I never will; we have been friends for too long."

    The second lady says, "Well, since we are having true confessions here, I must get something off my chest too. I am a nymphomaniac. But don't worry, I have not hit on your husbands. They don't interest me and never will; we have been friends for too long."

    "Well," says the third lady, "I, too, must confess something. I am a lesbian. But do not worry, I will not hit on you. You are not my type. We have been friends too long for me to ruin our friendship."

    The fourth lady stands up, says, "I have a confession to make also. I am an uncontrollable gossip, and I have some phone calls to make!"
     
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  2. daffodil

    daffodil Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi Arunarc,

    Thats another brilliant one from you.:thumbsup

    Simply funny......:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl

    Cheers,
    Daffodil
     
  3. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Ladies n Gossip.....works like ghee on fire...but ....Men do that too..............Gossip...It was a good one ...keep sharing...
     
  4. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Men Gossip more then ladies dear........



     
  5. jaishree9

    jaishree9 Silver IL'ite

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    Ha Ha Ha
    Moral of the story - Never revels ur secrets to even closest friends if they r females.:cheers
     
  6. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    nice one, Aruna---keep posting!

    sriniketan
     
  7. soumya234

    soumya234 Platinum IL'ite

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  8. shobatharun

    shobatharun Senior IL'ite

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    haahah good joke..i enjoyed it
     
  9. giantmonster

    giantmonster Guest

    hahaha nice joke mate! it was really funny:thumbsup
     

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