Women can go a day without showering or shaving and not look or smell disgusting - thank god for long pants and perfume! We can connive men into doing our homework, writing our papers or carrying our books anytime we want We don’t have excessive amounts of body hair We don’t spend 45 minutes on the toilet Men will pay us for sex Smoking the seeds in marijuana doesn’t make us sterile We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return 69. Men may fantasize about having sex with more than one woman at a time, but we can have sex with an entire football team at once if we want Men walk on the side of the sidewalk closest to the road so that if a car hits us, he gets hurt and not us Women sweat less Women smell better When women make their boyfriends mad, we don’t have to waste money on flowers or cards - a blowjob and sex fixes all Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists and cheats Women don’t get the humor in the three stooges Women have three accessible holes We don’t get embarrassed when buying tampons We’re better gossips We have better fashion sense Normally men's sweat heavily We’re better shoppers
