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18 rules for life

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Arunarc, Nov 13, 2007.

  1. Arunarc

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    1.<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\" style\u003d\"font-size:24pt;color:red;font-family:Arial\"\>Pursue Achievable Goals \n\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\"\>\u003cbr\>\u003cimg height\u003d\"323\" src\u003d\"?ui\u003d1&realattid\u003d0.1.0.1.0.1&attid\u003d0.17&disp\u003demb&view\u003datt&th\u003d115f18ff45ae667c\" width\u003d\"448\" border\u003d\"0\"\>\u003c/span\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\" style\u003d\"font-family:Arial\"\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/span\>\n\u003c/font\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\"\>* \u003c/span\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"red\" size\u003d\"6\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\" style\u003d\"font-size:24pt;color:red;font-family:Arial\"\>2.\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"6\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\" style\u003d\"font-size:24pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>\n \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"red\" size\u003d\"6\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\" style\u003d\"font-size:24pt;color:red;font-family:Arial\"\>Keep Genuine Smiles\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\" style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>\n \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\"\>\u003cbr\>\u003cimg height\u003d\"391\" src\u003d\"?ui\u003d1&realattid\u003d0.1.0.1.0.2&attid\u003d0.11&disp\u003demb&view\u003datt&th\u003d115f18ff45ae667c\" width\u003d\"400\" border\u003d\"0\"\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" size\u003d\"3\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\" style\u003d\"font-size:12pt\"\>\u003cbr\>* \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"red\" size\u003d\"6\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\" style\u003d\"font-size:24pt;color:red;font-family:Arial\"\>3. Share with Others \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\"\>\u003cbr\>\u003cimg height\u003d\"328\" src\u003d\"?ui\u003d1&realattid\u003d0.1.0.1.0.3&attid\u003d0.13&disp\u003demb&view\u003datt&th\u003d115f18ff45ae667c\" width\u003d\"500\" border\u003d\"0\"\>\n\u003c/span\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" size\u003d\"3\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\" style\u003d\"font-size:12pt\"\>\u003cbr\>* \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"red\" size\u003d\"6\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\" style\u003d\"font-size:24pt;color:red;font-family:Arial\"\>4. Help Thy Neighbors\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"6\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\" style\u003d\"font-size:24pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>\n \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\"\>\u003cbr\>\u003cimg height\u003d\"391\" src\u003d\"?ui\u003d1&realattid\u003d0.1.0.1.0.4&attid\u003d0.2&disp\u003demb&view\u003datt&th\u003d115f18ff45ae667c\" width\u003d\"576\" border\u003d\"0\"\>",1]);//--></SCRIPT>Pursue Achievable Goals
    2.Keep Genuine Smiles
    3. Share with Others
    4. Help Thy Neighbors
    5. Maintain a Youthful Spirit
    6. Get Along with the Rich, the Poor, the Beautiful, &the Ugly

    7.Keep Cool Under Pressure
    8 . Lighten the Atmosphere <SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"red\" size\u003d\"6\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\" style\u003d\"font-size:24pt;color:red;font-family:Arial\"\>with Humor \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\"\>\u003cbr\>\u003cimg height\u003d\"283\" src\u003d\"?ui\u003d1&realattid\u003d0.1.0.1.0.8&attid\u003d0.12&disp\u003demb&view\u003datt&th\u003d115f18ff45ae667c\" width\u003d\"425\" border\u003d\"0\"\>\n\u003c/span\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" size\u003d\"3\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\" style\u003d\"font-size:12pt\"\>\u003cbr\>* \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"red\" size\u003d\"6\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\" style\u003d\"font-size:24pt;color:red;font-family:Arial\"\>9. Forgive the Annoyance\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"blue\" size\u003d\"6\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\" style\u003d\"font-size:24pt;color:blue;font-family:Arial\"\>\n \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"red\" size\u003d\"6\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\" style\u003d\"font-size:24pt;color:red;font-family:Arial\"\>of Others \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\"\>\u003cbr\>\u003cimg height\u003d\"446\" src\u003d\"?ui\u003d1&realattid\u003d0.1.0.1.0.9&attid\u003d0.8&disp\u003demb&view\u003datt&th\u003d115f18ff45ae667c\" width\u003d\"600\" border\u003d\"0\"\>\n\u003c/span\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" size\u003d\"3\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\" style\u003d\"font-size:12pt\"\>\u003cbr\>* \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"red\" size\u003d\"6\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\" style\u003d\"font-size:24pt;color:red;font-family:Arial\"\>10. Have a Few Pals \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\"\>\u003cbr\>\u003cimg height\u003d\"346\" src\u003d\"?ui\u003d1&realattid\u003d0.1.0.1.0.10&attid\u003d0.4&disp\u003demb&view\u003datt&th\u003d115f18ff45ae667c\" width\u003d\"463\" border\u003d\"0\"\>\n\u003c/span\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" size\u003d\"3\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\" style\u003d\"font-size:12pt\"\>\u003cbr\>* \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"red\" size\u003d\"6\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\" style\u003d\"font-size:24pt;color:red;font-family:Arial\"\>11. Cooperate and Reap Greater Rewards\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\" style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial\"\>\n \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\"\>\u003cbr\>\u003cimg height\u003d\"388\" src\u003d\"?ui\u003d1&realattid\u003d0.1.0.1.0.11&attid\u003d0.1&disp\u003demb&view\u003datt&th\u003d115f18ff45ae667c\" width\u003d\"251\" border\u003d\"0\"\>\u003c/span\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial\" size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan lang\u003d\"EN-GB\" style\u003d\"font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial\"\>",1]);//--></SCRIPT>with Humor
    9. Forgive the Annoyance of Others
    10. Have a Few Pals
    11. Cooperate and Reap Greater Rewards
    12. Treasure Every Moment with Your Love Ones
    13. Have High Confidence in Yourself
    14. Respect the Disadvantaged
    15. Indulge Yourself Occasionally
    16. Surf the Net at Leisure
    17. Take Calculated Risks
    18. Understand "Money Isn't Everything"
     
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