Here Are The 15 Rules Or Laws That Delhi Lives By 1. The Other Side Law: If my side of the road has a traffic jam, then I can start driving on the wrong side of the road, and all incoming cars will be rerouted via Meerut. 2. The Queue Nahin Rule: If there is a queue of many people, no one will notice me sneaking intothe front as long as I am looking the other way. 3. The Mind Over Matter Law: If a red light is not working, four cars from different directions can easily pass through one another. 4. The Auto Axiom: If I indicate which way I am going to turn my auto rickshaw, it is aninformation security leak. 5. The In Spit Of Thing: The more I lean out of my car or bus, and the harder I spit, the stronger the roads become. 6. The Cinema Hall Fact: If I get a call on my mobile phone, the film automatically goes into pause mode. 7. The Brotherhood Law: If I want to win an argument, I need only to repeatedly suggest that the other person has illicit relations with his sister or mother.. . 8. The Baraat Right: When I'm on the road to marriage, all the roads in the city belong to me. 9. The Heart Of Things: If I open enough buttons on my shirt, the pretty girl at the bus stop can see through my hairy chest into the depths of my soul. 10. The Name Game: It is very important for the driver behind me to memorise the nicknamesof my children. 11. Parking Up The Wrong Tree: When I double-park my car, the road automatically widens so that thetraffic is not affected. 12. The Chill Bill Move: When I park and block someone else's car I am giving him a chance topause, relax, chill and take a few moments off from his rushed day. 13. The Brrrrp Break: The louder I burp in a public place; the more it helps other peopledigest their food. 14. The Bus Karo Law: If I don't stop my bus at the correct place near the bus stop, the city willexplode and blow into 6 million pieces. 15. The VIP Rule: There are only 7 important persons in this city-Me, I, Myself, Main, Mainu, Aami and Moi ! PS: Although these rules have been made for Delhi - BUT - they are applicable to MOCOI (Most other cities of India) -- Keep Rockin Delhities !!!!'
