15 laws that Delhi live by- Brillant!!!!!!!!!!!

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  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Here Are The 15 Rules Or Laws That Delhi Lives By


    1. The Other Side Law:
    If my side of the road has a traffic jam, then I can start driving on the wrong side of the road, and all incoming cars will be rerouted via Meerut.

    2. The Queue Nahin Rule:
    If there is a queue of many people, no one will notice me sneaking intothe front as long as I am looking the other way.

    3. The Mind Over Matter Law:
    If a red light is not working, four cars from different directions can easily pass through one another.

    4. The Auto Axiom:
    If I indicate which way I am going to turn my auto rickshaw, it is aninformation security leak.

    5. The In Spit Of Thing:
    The more I lean out of my car or bus, and the harder I spit, the stronger the roads become.

    6. The Cinema Hall Fact:
    If I get a call on my mobile phone, the film automatically goes into pause mode.

    7. The Brotherhood Law:
    If I want to win an argument, I need only to repeatedly suggest that the other person has illicit relations with his sister or mother.. .

    8. The Baraat Right:
    When I'm on the road to marriage, all the roads in the city belong to me.

    9. The Heart Of Things:
    If I open enough buttons on my shirt, the pretty girl at the bus stop can see through my hairy chest into the depths of my soul.

    10. The Name Game:
    It is very important for the driver behind me to memorise the nicknamesof my children.

    11. Parking Up The Wrong Tree:
    When I double-park my car, the road automatically widens so that thetraffic is not affected.

    12. The Chill Bill Move:
    When I park and block someone else's car I am giving him a chance topause, relax, chill and take a few moments off from his rushed day.

    13. The Brrrrp Break:
    The louder I burp in a public place; the more it helps other peopledigest their food.

    14. The Bus Karo Law:
    If I don't stop my bus at the correct place near the bus stop, the city willexplode and blow into 6 million pieces.

    15. The VIP Rule:
    There are only 7 important persons in this city-Me, I, Myself, Main, Mainu, Aami and Moi !



    PS: Although these rules have been made for Delhi - BUT - they are applicable to MOCOI (Most other cities of India)

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  2. Moonbeams

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    Do they really follow these rules...........
     
  3. Arunarc

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    Hi Moonbeams
    Have no idea might be some of them follow it.


     

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