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10 Funny Insurance Claims

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by silver08, Feb 15, 2012.

  1. silver08

    silver08 Senior IL'ite

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    Top 10 Funny Insurance Claims :


    10. I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.

    9. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

    8. The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

    7. I was on the way to the doctor with rear-end trouble when my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident.

    6. As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.

    5. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian.

    4. My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.

    3. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

    2. I told the police that I was not injured, but, on removing my hat, found that I had a fractured skull.

    1. The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
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