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10 Commandments....of marriage

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Arunarc, Oct 20, 2007.

  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Commandment 1.
    Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

    Commandment 2.
    If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

    Commandment 3.
    Marriage is grand --and divorce is at least 100 grand!

    Commandment 4.
    Married life is very frustrating.
    In the first year of marriage,
    the man speaks and the woman listens.
    In the second year, the woman speaks
    and the man listens.
    In the third year, they both speak and
    the neighbors listen.

    Commandment 5.
    When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
    Either the car is new or the wife is.

    Commandment 6.
    Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when
    they try to decide which one.

    Commandment 7.
    Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage, he will fall asleep
    before you finish.

    Commandment 8.
    Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,
    understanding, economical, and a good
    cook. But the law allows only one wife.

    Commandment 9.
    Every woman wants a man who is handsome,
    understanding, economical and a considerate
    lover, but again, the law allows only
    one husband.

    Commandment 10.
    Man is incomplete until he marries.
    After that, he is finished.

    Bonus Commandment story.
    A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish too.

    But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"


     
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  2. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi

    That was a nice one.... Especially the bonus.... Though I have read it earlier...

    Great...............
     
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    bindunaidu New IL'ite

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    vidyasundar Bronze IL'ite

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  5. meenakshirajan

    meenakshirajan Silver IL'ite

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    Hello Aruna,
    Last one was too good.
    Meenakshi Rajan
     
  6. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    good one..
    Enjoyed.
    ~Punitha
     
  7. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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    Enjoyed readin it yaar!
    d last one was too nice to read.
    MEENA
     

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