ஃபன்னோ ஃபன்

Puns you appreciate only if you know Tamil.
My elder brother is an irritating fellow.
He is anna-ying.
Why do people take binoculars to a wedding?
They can see their doorathu sondham.
What do you call it when your elder sister gives you a place to stay?
Akkamodation.
Where did the Mallu girl go when she became angry?
Ava Cochinu poita.
I married a pizza.
My children are kutti pizzasu.
Why did Batman shout, "Aeiouuu"?
Because avan vowel manidhan.
Which writer asked his son to donate his eyes?
Kanna thaa son.
A jealous engineer can never design a proper circuit. Why?
Avanuku Wire ah eriyum.
My dad's brother is a big joke.
You could call him Periya-pun.
What do you call a piece of cotton falling from a high altitude?
Punjee Jumping.
Why are the articles in English known as orphans?
They are an, a, the.