Puns you appreciate only if you know Tamil. My elder brother is an irritating fellow. He is anna-ying. Why do people take binoculars to a wedding? They can see their doorathu sondham. What do you call it when your elder sister gives you a place to stay? Akkamodation. Where did the Mallu girl go when she became angry? Ava Cochinu poita. I married a pizza. My children are kutti pizzasu. Why did Batman shout, "Aeiouuu"? Because avan vowel manidhan. Which writer asked his son to donate his eyes? Kanna thaa son. A jealous engineer can never design a proper circuit. Why? Avanuku Wire ah eriyum. My dad's brother is a big joke. You could call him Periya-pun. What do you call a piece of cotton falling from a high altitude? Punjee Jumping. Why are the articles in English known as orphans? They are an, a, the.