THOUGHT FOR THE DAY...! Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong...
A WORD WITH THE BURGLAR........! A man goes to the police station wanting to speak to the burglar who broke into his house the night before....
TIRED CHESS PLAYER.......! What did the tired chess player do? He took the knight off
PARACHUTE DIVING........! A skydiver is enjoying his free-fall, when he realizes that he has reached the altitude where he must open his...
APPOINTMENT PLEASE...........! Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment. “I’m sorry,” said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in...
SAVE 90 DOLLARS...............! Jay went to a psychiatrist. “Doc, he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed I think there is...
Bringing up children...! A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the...
WHERE, WHEN n HOW..........!? A male frog goes to a psychic. The psychic tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want...
LET THERE BE LIGHT............! Two guys were fishing down by the Ohio River on different sides of the riverbank at night. Guy number one was...
MALE...? FEMALE............? Q: How does an archeologist tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton? A: He knows it's a female skeleton if the...