"Crazy Idea" Contest - December 2009

I wish I could do this right now

I am working and I had a maid till yesterday to look after my 3 Year old son Suddenly she had some problem and stop coming. Now I am in trouble so I got this Idea:drowning

I wish I have a Gadget like Fax Machine to send my son ( not a copy of him) Instantly to my Mother in India, and with the same Gadget that she can cook and send it to me instantly in the evening along with my son back to my home.

If possible clean house and do the household during the daytime when I am in office with the help of her housemaid before I return from home( No problem of Visa Passport etc.,)

So I am looking for a machine to travel instantly from place to place.

If anybody could invent such a Gadget I will be thankful to them.:bowdown

Sumisen

 

My craziest idea is:
On January 1, 2010, some supreme power beyond human understanding declares IL'ites the "Queens of the world"(ok, ok, we hear u, kings, u too are included in the team!) This global community is going to rule this world.(how about making the administrator of crazy idea contest as the team leader? Alright we'll have this discussion later). So, how are going to rule the world?
1. First task is to remove all man made physical boundaries separating the countries. Now the whole world is one. Nations have no boundaries at all. Noone can pollute anyone's mind, separating them in the name of their nationality, we are one as human beings.
2. We suspend Governments, political parties all over the world, IL'ites spreaded throughout the world are assigned duties, responsibilities, powers, and instructions on administration.
3. We ban all the religions of the world, we re-establise and practise only one religion, known to all, but often forgotten religion i.e LOVE. Any act will be termed as legal or illegal based on one criterion only, "Is it an act of love for another fellow human or of hatred?"
4. With our special powers we inactivate all harmful terrorist weapons throughout the world (except kitchen cutlery).
5. Everyday morning 6am to 6.22am, a non-religious meditation is made compulsory for all human beings of the world above 5years of age. 20 minutes of meditation to close the eyes, look inside oneself to bring in inner peace. Another 2 minutes, everyone should pray(emerse in good thoughts) for the world peace(the welfare of the other beings). Vow! wonderful to imagine the whole world praying for every other human being, isn't?
6. Last, but not the least, let all IL'ites implement their craziest ideas(expressed in this contest) wherever they are living, because most of them aim at a good cause either in the micro or macro level.
Hope this is a crazy idea. Anyone is welcome to add more points to this idea, ofcourse, just for fun!
Riyaa.

 

Hi All,

My crazy idea is to have a zip near the tummy so that when ever we feel hungry open the zip and fill it and close it. This will really help me to save few hours because my kids take hours to eat when i feed them.

vidya.

 

There is some heat / power (What ever you call it as) getting generated when a vehicle passes the road. Somebody should find a technique to convert the heat/power into electrical power.:idea:idea

(With a growing population of vehicles, if somebody is finding the technique, ""இந்தியாதான் உலகத்தின் வல்லரசு நாடு"")

Just imagine India with no power cut

 

Ads soon even on aeroplanes

Our Modern World has become so commercialised that you can see or hear advertisements every where. If you buy a mobile mornin to evening some or other ad comes to u as phone call or sms same way radio and tv dont ask me its full of advertisements even if u r watching a best movie u cant watch it continuously. Least of all even the trains of different states have now become places for hoardings and advertisements. I am sure the day is not too far off when aeroplanes would soon have different advertisements displayed and we wont be able to see which carrier the plane belongs to. Long live advertisements.:rotfl:hiya

 

Hi every one.....

When we start the day with a news paper, we all see corrupted politicians news, terrorism news or gossips!!

I want to see this world without any problem like good politicians, no terrorism and no gossips!! and greenary all over the world!! How nice it will be isn't it?

 

Hi....

Everybody in the world start doing yoga!! Be slim, smart and feel young and be healthy.......then no need of hospitals and doctors...

:wave

 

How about reachng the moon in a few hours at a cost of just say US $ 20 or Rs. 1000/- ? If that happens, I would be among the first few to reach moon, start a studio of mine there. The 3-D TV/ computer screens would be so advanced that I would have the feeling of shaking hands with my family members and friends. We could get the aroma and the smell of the food shown on these screens and enjoy these.

Then when I am well settled there, slowly call all my near and dear ones to moon and we all shall live there in a fortress. We would have the choice of switching between the atmospheric pressures of the moon and the earth. So could swim in the air or stand erect to the gravitational force, and so on and so forth.

We will discover a way to not fall sick et al and everyone in the world will soon be free of illnesses.

 

We have heard about the answering machine (telephone) and the parents who in turn into machines of answering questions raised by the children of today.
My idea, is to invent a questioning machine which will question the questioning person indefinitely.

 

Well , I hate to look aged or to put it right getting old..From my childhood, I wished my mother should looks young always, but that is not so... as she looks aged now.... But I dont want that too happen for the future Generation. With the advancements in Medicine and Technology, we will discover a medicine which keep us look young always till we die. I mean At the age of 25, our aging should stop.

Hope u all would wish this too happen