Bush, Manmohan, Aishwarya Rai and Sonia Gandhi are travelling in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything. Sonia is thinking: These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him. Aishwarya is thinking: Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got slapped. Bush is thinking: Damn it.. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have thought it was me and slapped me Manmohan is thinking: If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Bush again!!! Singh is king...... Singh is king...... .....Singh is king..... ....... !! Always be happy always wear a smile…..not because life is full of reasons to smile but ur smile itself is the reason for many others to smile.
The balconies of the Sears Tower in Chicago - not for people who have vertigo! The owners of the Sears Tower , the tallest skyscraper in the United States ( Chicago ), inaugurated last week four glass box viewing platforms. These balconies are suspended 1,353 feet (412 meters) in the air on the 103rd floor. They are 10ft high and 10ft wide and can hold 5 tons with their 1.5 inch thick glasses. Really impressive and definitively something to try... MORE PICTURES IN NEXT POST....
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This poem was nominated by UN as the best poem Written by an African Kid When I born, I black When I grow up, I black When I go in Sun, I black When I scared, I black When I sick, I black And when I die, I still black And you white fellow When you born, you pink When you grow up, you white When you go in sun, you red When you cold, you blue When you scared, you yellow When you sick, you green And when you die, you gray And you calling me colored? [FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial] [/FONT][FONT=Calibri, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial] [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial] [/FONT][FONT=Calibri, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial] [/FONT]
1. EVERY ONE KNOWS ABOUT ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL WHO INVENTED PHONES, BUT HE NEVER MADE A CALL TO HIS FAMILY. BECAUSE HIS WIFE AND DAUGHTER WERE DEAF. THAT'S LIFE - " LIVE FOR OTHERS " . 2. THE WORST IN LIFE IS "ATTACHMENT " IT HURTS WHEN YOU LOSE IT. THE BEST THING IN LIFE IS " LONELINESS " BECAUSE IT TEACHES YOU EVERYTHING AND WHEN YOU LOSE IT YOU GET EVERYTHING. 3. LIFE IS NOT ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ACT TRUE TO YOUR FACE ..... ITS ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO REMAIN TRUE BEHIND YOUR BACK .. 4. EGG BROKEN FROM OUTSIDE FORCE.......<WBR>.A LIFE ENDS. IF AN EGG BREAKS FROM WITHIN......<WBR>..LIFE BEGINS .. GREAT THINGS ALWAYS BEGAN FROM WITHIN . 5. ITS BETTER TO LOSE YOUR EGO TO THE ONE YOU LOVE THAN TO LOSE THE ONE YOU LOVE ......... BECAUSE OF EGO . 6. A RELATIONSHIP DOESN'T SHINE BY JUST SHAKING HANDS IN GOOD TIMES. BUT IT BLOSSOMS BY HOLDING FIRMLY IN CRITICAL SITUATIONS . 7. HEATED GOLD BECOMES ORNAMENTS. BEATEN COPPER BECOMES WIRES. DEPLETED STONE BECOMES STATUE.. SO MORE PAIN, MORE GAIN (VALUABLE). 8. WHEN YOU TRUST SOMEONE TRUST HIM COMPLETELY WITHOUT ANY DOUBT.......<WBR>........ AT THE END YOU WOULD GET ONE OF THE TWO : EITHER A LESSON FOR YOUR LIFE OR A VERY GOOD PERSON . 9. WHY WE HAVE SO MANY TEMPLES , IF GOD IS EVERYWHERE ? A WISE MAN SAID : AIR IS EVERYWHERE, BUT WE STILL NEED A FAN TO FEEL IT . 10.---------<WBR>---------<WBR>---------<WBR>---------<WBR>---------<WBR>---------<WBR>---- "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." ~ Dennis Wholey ------------<WBR>---------<WBR>---------<WBR>---------<WBR>---------<WBR>---------<WBR>- Without GOD , our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday & Shatterday. Remember seven days WITHOUT GOD makes one WEAK!!
