The right way to eat a banana!

Hi cheeniya sir,
I've been away for very long time but the moment i got back i logged on and searched for your posts:coffee this post is simply great and only you could write this with so much ease and simplicity... generally we don't even pay attention to such things.We've become so mechanical that we don't stop to think about what and how we do things...i was laughing while reading this n at the same time trying to think how i peel the banana and yes get rid of the bruised end Big Laugh... your post are definitely a pleasure to read.

 

Dear sir,
I was pleasantly surprised that you actually went and checked out the information...i myself don't remember my joining date or when i logged in last except that i realised that it had been a long time.
As far as reading ur posts its always been a pleasure and and I want to thank you for sharing your thoughts in such a wonderful way with all of us.Its surely a treat for me.

 

I believe we have so many proofs among us to confirm Darwin's theory. One of them is our fickle mind getting distracted quickly to something else while doing one thing. If we observe monkeys we can clearly understand that they have this trait and move very quickly to do something else half way through doing something else. Another noticeable trait is when we eat, our rotary movement of our jaw is exactly similar to the monkeys. Most animals, move their jaw up and down but not in a rotary movement like monkeys and humans. When politicians move from one ideology to another or one political party to another, they prove the traits of their ancestors as well. The monkeys finger and palm formation enable them to eat nuts the way human beings eat them by throwing one at a time into their mouth. Very similar to human beings, monkeys also go out of the way to establish their credentials by doing acrobats in a spectacular fashion when trained by human beings. If they were to be considered for Olympics, most of the athletics would be won by them. There are many more noticeable traits but I only listed a few here.

Viswa

 

Dear Cheeniys sir,

this is one ramble that took me from one place to another quickly. Oh boy! that brings us back to monkeys again. Doesn't it? and had me eventually laughing in splits along with my DH yesterday. Before I take you on that journey, let me give you the original feedback I intended and then explain to you what happened. I am sure you will not mind my indulgence here. So Cheeniya sir, as for that banana, it is usually cut into a half for the bananas are so darn big here and depending on which side I have been left with, I eat holding that end. Based on that for that day I consider myself belonging to my mom's side of the family or my dads! if you are wondering how, here's why -

A little girl asked her Dad, "How did the human race appear?"
The Dad answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children,
And so was all mankind made.."

Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.
The mother answered,
"Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

The confused girl returned to her father and said,
"Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God,
And mom said they developed from monkeys?"
The father answered,
"Well, Dear, it's very simple. I told you about my side of the family
And your mother told you about hers."

Used appropriately, I am sure that should put to rest the arguments amongst the different proponents. Now the next step for you is to wonder as to how I got this joke. If you are not sir, I am asking you to. This joke is all thanks to a conversation I had with a group of people recently. Now you mentioning Darwin reminded me of the conversation and wanting to check those facts led me to the joke and the actual subject I was looking up - the Darwin Awards. Knowing you you might have heard about the awards. Yet!

While I appreciate the effort that has gone into the thought behind this Banana eating and the other theories to substantiate the Darwinian Theory in this thread alone, these guys here at the Darwin awards are ingenious I think for the award is explained thus

"In the spirit of Charles Darwin, the Darwin Awards commemorate individuals who protect our gene pool by making the ultimate sacrifice of their own lives. Darwin Award winners eliminate themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species' chances of long-term survival." Darwin Awards - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Now you know the right thing to do sir! Get on the net and surf for Darwin's awards by the years and you will understand as to what led that much laughter in our house yesterday and hopefully will do the same to you! Just to give you a glimpse here's one link - Darwin Awards 2012

All because of a banana!

 

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Dear Cheeniya sir,

That was the effect this snippet had on me - not to say anything about the fact that the high pitched laughter that came out of my throat in short bursts certainly reminded and convinced me of my place on the evolutionary tree. :biggrin2:

As for eating the fruit, I am a neutralist - I don't eat bananas. The day I feel like, I know my tummy is behaving like an ape making me instinctively want to eat the fruit. As for looking like a half-sib of Laurel and Hardy, I am convinced I am a long lost twin of the latter. :-D