A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had</PRE> been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was</PRE> far from perfect, they got on very well. Until one</PRE> day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he</PRE> could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick".</PRE> </PRE> The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce</PRE> would depend on the circumstances and asked him the</PRE> ;following questions:</PRE> </PRE> LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"</PRE> </PRE> POLE: "JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little</PRE> home with 3 bedrooms."</PRE> </PRE> LAWYER "No, I mean what is the foundation of this</PRE> case?"</PRE> </PRE> Pole: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he</PRE> responded.</PRE> </PRE> LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"</PRE> </PRE> POLE: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport</PRE> and have never really needed one."</PRE> </PRE> LAWYER "I mean, what are your relations like?"</PRE> </PRE> POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."</PRE> </PRE> LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"</PRE> </PRE> </PRE> POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD</PRE> player with 6.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the</PRE> music, but the answer to your questions is yes."</PRE> </PRE> LAWYER: "No, I mean does your wife beat you up?"</PRE> </PRE> POLE: "NO, I'm always up before her."</PRE> </PRE> LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"</PRE> </PRE> POLE: "NO, she white."</PRE> </PRE> LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"</PRE> </PRE> POLE: "SHE going to kill me."</PRE> </PRE> LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"</PRE> </PRE> POLE: "I got proof."</PRE> "What kind of proof?"</PRE> </PRE> POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at</PRE> the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom.</PRE> </PRE> I can read</PRE>it says: "Polish Remover"...!
