Whose Side You Are From?

Last night I went to a wedding without an invitation.

The bride's side asked me,
"From whose side you are from?"
Almost simultaneously the Groom's side also asked, "From whose side you are ??

Gathering my wits, I simply started counting the persons around me & said calmly,
"I have been sent by the police to count the number of people who are in attendance here for the wedding."

Soon after that...
*I got a special chair to sit and a good treatment.*
*At the end of the day, on leaving I also got a cash gift of ₹ 11,000 /-.*

Jayasala 42