Last one is ultimate! *It's Extreme* ----------------------- *Height of Laziness* ```Asking lift for morning walk.``` *Height of Craziness* ```Get blank paper xeroxed.``` *Height of Hope* ```A 99 year old woman going for Rs 295/- recharge to get lifetime incoming.``` *Height of Attitude* ```A Sleeping Beggar puts a Notice...``` _*Please do not make noise by dropping coins! Use Currency Notes.*_ *Height Of Work Pressure* An employee opens his Tiffin Box on the road side to see, whether he is going to office or coming back from office.
Enough jokes on *wives*. Now somethng on *husband*...for all ladies A new metal is added to *chemistry*: • Name - *Husband* • Symbol - *Hb* • Atomic weight: - Light when found first - Tends to get heavier over the years with time • Physical properties: - Boils at any time with inlaws - Can freeze in front of his own family - Melts if sees other women - Very bitter if questioned • Chemical properties: - Very reactive - Highly unstable - Possesses strong resistance to gold, silver, diamond, platinum, credit cards and cheque books - Money saving agent • Occurrence: - Mostly found in front of TV, Laptop & Mobile. ✒...if we lose a pen, we can buy new one; but if we lose a pen cap, we cannot buy it...so love your husband, because all Dhakkans are important Always keep your husbands picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: if I can handle this, I can handle anything!... Finally, -Living with husband is a part of living.........but living with the same husband for years is 'art of living'!!!!!!! Cheers to all women.
The list should include as additional properties: At certain specific moments Hb can act as catalyst. “ IT “ could be in different forms - Allotropes